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- Use our computers
- Print school papers, resumes, passive-aggressive notes to your roommate, letters to grandma (large font sizes available, no extra fee)
- Purchase wireless for your laptop or mobile device
- Print event fliers, posters, business cards (we can also design them for you - this DOES cost extra)
- Computer repair
- Virus removal
-Charge your mobile phone
Don t worry if you are not computer
we will be closed this Wednesday and Thursday and will be back on normal schedule on Friday. so if you have any work that needs to be done, come by today before we close. we'll be closing around 7 or 8pm
lizzie's favorite conspiracy theory
Did you ever meet a printer that wasn't completely and utterly infuriating? The sinister machine lurks in the corner of almost every study or office. The printers of the family newsletter (printed in Comic Sans, natch), the printers of those slightly inappropriate pictures you think are hilarious wh...
Did A Poem Help This Brooklynite Find A New Apartment?
I wasn't thinking I'd have many responses, but so far I've had about forty or fifty, Carpenter told us. Virtually all of them positive, and some with real apartment leads that I've been following up.
The common culprit of brush fires in NYC: an improperly disposed lit cigarette. Smokers are urged to use EXTREME care when disposing of spent cigarettes this afternoon and evening.
Fire Weather Warning THIS AFTERNOON.
It's not just for the forests: brush fires could spread rapidly if started today. Very low humidity and gusty winds this afternoon create dangerously dry tinder that could rapidly fuel a fire if ignited. Construction workers know the risks with sparks and flames. The common culprit of brush fires in NYC: an improperly disposed lit cigarette. Smokers are urged to use EXTREME care when disposing of spent cigarettes this afternoon and evening.
anyone interested in watching the dark knight returns (animated movie) part 2? ....I might play it later tonight..
if you ain't got no plans.. yall welcome to come by to watch the super bowl with us.
Super Bowl at internet garage? what yall think? bring your own beer and we give you free chips ? what you say?
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Jesus and Satan were having an
going argument about who was
better on the computer. They
had been going at it for days, and
God was tired of hearing all the
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S
OK! I have had enough! I am going
to set up a test that will run for
two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does
the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.
They e-mailed with attachments &
logged on to same time.
They downloaded & trouble-
They logged on to novel &
They did spreadsheets!
They accessed Zen & fps server
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy
They did every job known to
Jesus worked with heavenly
efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell. Then, ten minutes before
their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky,
thunder rolled, rain poured, and,
of course, the power went off..... Satan stared at his blank screen
screamed every curse word
in the underworld.
Jesus just relaxed. Finally the electricity came back
and each of them restarted
computers. Satan started
searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost
everything when the power
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
past two hours of work..
Satan observed this and became
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair!
He cheated! How come he has
work and I don't have any?"
God just smiled and said,
it's simply because.....
Movie Listings for Jan. 11-17
A selected guide to movies in theaters in New York.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN dishes on Food - StarTalk with Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Welcome back to StarTalk hosted by renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. Join Neil as he sits down with Anthony Bourdain and discusses food, cooking, ...
The Most Feared Place On Earth - HuffPost Live
What do Islam, Buddhism and fundamentalist Christianity all have in common? Hell. Yes, that Hell. But why would anyone believe in an eternity of torment?
I met the Walrus full version
In 1969, a 14-year-old Beatle fanatic named Jerry Levitan, armed with a reel-to-reel tape deck, snuck into John Lennon's hotel room in Toronto and convinced ...
Hacker Leads Japanese Police to Cat With String of Clues
Japanese law enforcement is apparently engaged in a bizarre cat-and-mouse game with a hacker that recently involved an actual cat. Like something out of a movie, Japan's National Police Agency was compelled to follow a series of clues leading to a memory card attached to the collar of a cat.
Knowledge is Power
The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks.(and is apparently dangerous)
***ATTENTION ENGLISH SPEAKING WRITERS WITH GOOD-to-EXCELLENT GRAMMAR SKILLS***
looking for screen/script writers for a horror/comedy script. send examples of previous work to:
Warriors of laughter and healing
Happy folk - G'shire stroud eco warriors''
Source: Truth Movement
Tonight Im playing "The Avengers" and "The dark knight rises" come by to watch'em with us...
Need to make some prints? copies? Scan? Computer work? flyers? posters? Then come by... we're open from 9am till midnight. and yes we're open today as well.
Need to make some prints? copies? Scan? Computer work? flyers? posters? Then come by... we're open from 9am till midnight.
The World's Friendliest & Least Friendly Cities
While we all know that Berliners and the French have a hard time treating tourists nicely, what about the rest of the world? Many surveys have already been done on the rudest countries for travelers, as well as the rudest cities in America (hello, New York!)
Showing Our Poetry Love
The mission of Rap Genius is “to critique rap as poetry.” So one day we thought, why not critique other poetry too? That’s how Poetry Brain got started, and that’s why it is TAKING OFF thanks to your love and support. But we could always use more…
Just as men should not use their greater natural power of physical strength to overpower and control women, women should not use their naturally greater power of physical attraction to overpower and control men. In some places in the world, this is taken to extremes. Some women in the eastern world are forced to cover themselves up to take away some of their power of attraction, which is not good. Some women in the west do the opposite and dress and act in a way that maximizes their power of sexual attraction, which is not good. When the truth is seen, women will live in the middle, and be modest ladies. This will be the right way to be. Woman are a powerful force in this world, and not until they see the truth and take control of their natural power will the world find peace."
"Temptress: The misinterpretation of the story of Adam and Eve is one of the reasons that women have been put down throughout history. Women have been painted as the temptress who uses their seductive power to lead men astray.
Women are temptresses; it is necessary. It is one of the most powerful forces in nature, but it is not witchcraft. It is just a biological imperative for reproduction, but women are much more, and when the truth is seen, women will play a much bigger role in mankind’s destiny than people believe.
Modesty: Just as men should not use their greater natural power of physical strength to overpower and control women, women should not use their naturally greater power of physical attraction to overpower and control men. In some places in the world, this is taken to extremes. Some women in the eastern world are forced to cover themselves up to take away some of their power of attraction, which is not good. Some women in the west do the opposite and dress and act in a way that maximizes their power of sexual attraction, which is not good. When the truth is seen, women will live in the middle, and be modest ladies. This will be the right way to be. Woman are a powerful force in this world, and not until they see the truth and take control of their natural power will the world find peace."
The Coolest Songs In The World 2012
Little Stevens Underground Garage - Maximum Rock and Roll
I couldn't tell you exactly why.... but when you fully shift your perspective from "this is real" to "this is a dream," suddenly everything spontaneously and effortlessly feels lighter, brighter less intense, less serious. haha! :)
New Time Capsule: Cigarette Hat, 1936 (http://www.retronaut.com/2012/12/cigarette-hat) -
WATCH: Women Scientists' Hilarious Video Response
Dance parties, drawing math problems in lipstick on the bathroom mirror and spying on cute male research subjects? That's the day in the life of a woman scientist, according a spoof video above, made by psychology and neuroscience graduate students at Bristol University.
Indian sitar virtuoso Ravi Shankar dies at 92
Pandit Ravi Shankar, the best known contemporary Indian musician, died Tuesday evening in San Diego, Calif. He was 92. More: http://nbcnews.to/UTxYEh
How will you remember Shankar?
Photo: Jayanta Shaw / Reuters, file
The 10 Meanest Reviews In Arts&Culture This Year
Is there anything more satisfying than a deliciously scathing review? While a negative critique may not affect the artist's success, we can sometimes get pleasure from watching writers take jabs at art world titans, especially when they get all hot-and-bothered about it.
What Does Space Travel Do to Your Mind? NASA's Resident Psychiatrist Reveals All.
Space travel is tough on the human body. But what does it do to the human mind? Gary Beven, a space psychiatrist at NASA, answers our questions about how humans adapt to space, and what we have to do to go to Mars. Doctor Gary Beven has to have one of the most surprising careers in science.
NASA - NASA Awards Commercial Crew Certification Contracts
NASA awards contracts in next step toward safely launching American astronauts to the International Space Station from U.S. soil.
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